Gloomy School Goers Gifts

'There's our school, Alix...Looks a bit like a prison, doesn't it? Like Alcatraz, with no feasible escape route...'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

Covid Music

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Edgar Allan Poe

Broken ankle.

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'First, let me confirm a rumor. The next round of cuts will go deeper than originally announced.'

Edgar Allan Poe almost ruins his public persona.

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

'Mum, they're making fun of me at school because I have a small nose...'

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

"Malcolm believes we're all f****d."

A chaos of kids

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

Looking miserable out there today...

Gee, dad, a D in French isn't so bad considering I'm flunking English!

"Are you practicing for Halloween, or is that your back to school face?"

"Hard summer, Miss Donahue?"

Snow maker.

"She's a much better guesser than I am...but I am just guessing."