Gloomy Day Grin Bearers Gifts

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Covid Music

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Edgar Allan Poe

The keen cricket fan

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

Keeping Warm

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

'Good Morning!'

Weather forecast - 'Today will be clouded with self-doubt followed this evening with a blanket of denial...'

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Go back and get a bat! I'll decide when it's raining hard enough to call the game!'

'I hate Mondays!'

OK, then, I'll meet you at the optimists club unless I get hit by a bus or something.

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

'Do you need help landing your fish Hayes? ... Hayes?'

Looking miserable out there today...

The world may be my oyster, but I've never been able to pry it open.

"Oh, no! It's going to be wet again tomorrow."

"Twenty Bucks, or, you could let a smile be your umbrella."

Monday

"I notice you've stopped saying that it's good for the garden..."

"Incontinence Hotline - can you hold please...?"

'I hate Mondays!'

'What are you smiling about?!'