Gloomy Day Grin Bearers Pillows

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"It looks brighter over there!"

Covid Music

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

The keen cricket fan

Keeping Warm

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

'Good Morning!'

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

Weather forecast - 'Today will be clouded with self-doubt followed this evening with a blanket of denial...'

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Go back and get a bat! I'll decide when it's raining hard enough to call the game!'

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

'I hate Mondays!'

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

"Oh, no! It's going to be wet again tomorrow."

Looking miserable out there today...

'Do you need help landing your fish Hayes? ... Hayes?'

"Twenty Bucks, or, you could let a smile be your umbrella."

Monday

"Incontinence Hotline - can you hold please...?"

"I notice you've stopped saying that it's good for the garden..."

'I hate Mondays!'

'What are you smiling about?!'

Being under a cloud has its advantages. . .