Gloomy Day Reflector Pillows

Looking miserable out there today...

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

Edgar Allan Poe

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Weatherman

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"Behave sensibly!"

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

Germany Beer

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

Hi

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

Monday

'Instead of bankers, divide $700- billion among high schoolers on Friday, they spend it. And by Monday all that money is flowing up rhrough the economy, ending the recession!'