Gloomy Day Fisher Pillows

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Only caught one, eh."

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Worm eats the fish.

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'Unga always wanted to fish from his front porch'

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

Looking miserable out there today...

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

"No, I'm not interested in a free ski weekend. Please take me off your call list."

Fishing Catch Photos.

Monday

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

Angler Zips Up Dress

Fisherman catches a 'No Fishing' sign.

'Mine is telling about how many he caught yesterday and yours is bragging about how the big one broke his line.'

"I don't know why I bother coming to all these commemorations - none of them will come to mine."

'The next time we go fishing, remember to bring the oars.'