Rainy Weather Reflector Pillows

"Five hours on a boat, in the rain, with no fish biting...the only thing snapping was me."

Giraffe Umbrella

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Nor'easter Island.

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Welcome to the Lake District.

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

Musicians in the rain.

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"Good dog!"

"The summer camp theme this year was pirates, but die to all the rain and flooding. It's now submarine camp!"

Weatherman

"Behave sensibly!"

Germany Beer

Hi

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

'I'll get my scalpel. . . I'll cut an inch off the top of your wellingtons.'

Looking miserable out there today...

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

Help! I can't move! It's the suction.

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."