'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'
Glum Goal Ponderer Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a glum goal ponderer? Our collection offers a perfect blend of wit and art, capturing their introspective mood with humor and style. Ideal for those who like to muse and reflect in their own unique way, these items make a meaningful and amusing statement for any creative soul who enjoys contemplating life's bigger questions.
'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"May I offer a very different scenario?"
"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"
"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"
'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'
"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."
"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."
Covid Music
"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."
Artist chained to his drawing.
Frog Baby Names
Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'
Targets
The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.
Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …
"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"
"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"
'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'
The Goal Post-Impressionists,
'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'
"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."
"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."
"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"
Man looking down long telescope at himself.
"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"
'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'
'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'
Fingers
The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.
"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."
'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'
'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'
The thinker.
Glum Goal Ponderer Gifts Collection
Glum Goal Ponderer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the glum goal ponderer—ideal for those reflective mornings and thoughtful moments they cherish.
Glum Goal Ponderer Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows designed for the introspective soul—perfect for inspiring calm and reflection in any space.
Glum Goal Ponderer Prints
Find inspiring wall art prints that capture the thoughtful essence of glum goal ponderers—adding a reflective touch to their environment.
Glum Goal Ponderer T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirt selection that caters to the creative, contemplative spirit of glum goal ponderers—wear their mood with subtle wit and style.