Glum Goal Ponderer Prints

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Covid Music

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Artist chained to his drawing.

Frog Baby Names

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Targets

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Fingers

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

The thinker.