Globe Maker Gifts

Tiny people.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Bring flag factories back to America.

Plasma Ball

A divided world.

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Snow globe

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Snow globe vaccine

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

The Two Economies

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.