Globe Shaker Gifts

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

Souvenir of Iceland

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The Lost World: You are Here

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Plasma Ball

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Tiny people.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Bowled out.

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

The Globe

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Shaker Timeouts

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

Penguin travels carrying a snowflake.

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

Upper class homeless man.

Increasing world population

'Talk about having your travel plans shaken up!'

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

'Shakers don't like subways'

The end of the world.