Globe Shaker T-Shirts

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

Souvenir of Iceland

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The Lost World: You are Here

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Plasma Ball

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Tiny people.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Bowled out.

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Shaker Timeouts

The Globe

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

Atlas at Home

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

Penguin travels carrying a snowflake.

Upper class homeless man.

Increasing world population

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

'Talk about having your travel plans shaken up!'

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."