Snow Globe Shaker Gifts

'Talk about having your travel plans shaken up!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Snow globe

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Tiny people.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Snow globe vaccine

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

A man works in a snow globe.

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Money Snowglobe

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'Snow again, today...'

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"