Snow Globe Shaker Gifts

'Talk about having your travel plans shaken up!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Snow globe

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Tiny people.

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Snow globe vaccine

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

A man works in a snow globe.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

Money Snowglobe

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

'Snow again, today...'

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.