Global Slimmers Gifts

Slimming World

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Save the world together

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

'Why did you switch doctors?', 'The last one was too skinny.'

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Healthy Eating Fast

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

'I'm sorry, we can't give you a surgically inserted gastric band, as it appears you already have two!'

Some Sanctions against Russia Are a Blessing in Disguise

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"How's the diet going?"

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

A fridge surrounded by books.

All Snack Foods 1/2 Off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty! (Published originally on Feb. 6 2015).

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

"...by the time I'm through taking my daily pills, I'm too full to eat!"

"How's your diet going?"

I gain weight every fall and then lose it in the spring. I have a seasonally adjusted figure.

National Slimming Championships.

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

Diet Foods: Bread and Water

"I'm really good at diets, this is my 50th!"

Weight watchers 'Gone for low-calorie lunch'.

Richter Scale