Global Slimmers Pillows

Slimming World

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Save the world together

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

'Why did you switch doctors?', 'The last one was too skinny.'

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Healthy Eating Fast

'I'm sorry, we can't give you a surgically inserted gastric band, as it appears you already have two!'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"How's the diet going?"

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

A fridge surrounded by books.

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

"...by the time I'm through taking my daily pills, I'm too full to eat!"

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

National Slimming Championships.

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

Diet Foods: Bread and Water

"How's your diet going?"

"I'm really good at diets, this is my 50th!"

Weight watchers 'Gone for low-calorie lunch'.

'We buy Armenian.'

Richter Scale