Slim Struggler Pillows

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Healthy Eating Fast

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"How's the diet going?"

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

A fridge surrounded by books.

"Darn, I've done it again!"

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

Diet Foods: Bread and Water

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

"Don't look left or right!"

Slimming World

"How's your diet going?"

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

On her doctor's order, Wanda watches how she eats.

Why George finds it hard to lose weight.

'Gee! Your diet's beginning to work!'

Weight Loss Clinic: 'We help those who help themselves over and over and over again.'

'My trick for looking slimmer is to only have friends who are fatter than me - not you, of course...'

"Those ankle weights will help you lose weight. They're so heavy you won't be able to walk to the kitchen."

"Looks like my diet was just wishful shrinking."

"The winter blues are gone, but spring fever crept in and I still don't feel like going to school."

'Well done Mrs Fogherty. That's another three pounds you've lost this week, that will be three pounds please.'