Slim Struggler Mugs

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Healthy Eating Fast

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"How's the diet going?"

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

"Darn, I've done it again!"

A fridge surrounded by books.

All Snack Foods 1/2 Off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty! (Published originally on Feb. 6 2015).

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

"How's your diet going?"

I gain weight every fall and then lose it in the spring. I have a seasonally adjusted figure.

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Diet Foods: Bread and Water

Slimming World

"Don't look left or right!"

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

On her doctor's order, Wanda watches how she eats.

'Gee! Your diet's beginning to work!'

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

Why George finds it hard to lose weight.

Weight Loss Clinic: 'We help those who help themselves over and over and over again.'

'My trick for looking slimmer is to only have friends who are fatter than me - not you, of course...'

"Those ankle weights will help you lose weight. They're so heavy you won't be able to walk to the kitchen."

"Looks like my diet was just wishful shrinking."

"The winter blues are gone, but spring fever crept in and I still don't feel like going to school."