Slimming Aficionado Mugs

'Well done Mrs Fogherty. That's another three pounds you've lost this week, that will be three pounds please.'

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Bench Press Accident

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

City Marathon.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Exercise Class