Solo Struggler Mugs

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Ultimately love would find her...

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Just married.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

Desert Island Fishing

Looking For Love.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"Darn, I've done it again!"

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

Actually, I'm not expecting a date to show up. When I ordered a beer with two straws, I was being sarcastic. And I was being sarcastic when I put them in.

"Thanks for the invite, but I prefer to collaborate by myself."

"Will you love yourself, comfort yourself, honour yourself and protect yourself, and forsaking all others, be faithful to yourself for as long as you shall live?"

"Don't look left or right!"

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

Man with no one to phone on his mobile.

'... and now for a good night's sleep in the great outdoors..'

Man stranded on a desert island shakes out palm tree umbrella.