Slithery Slimmers Gifts

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'I'm sorry, we can't give you a surgically inserted gastric band, as it appears you already have two!'

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

We've seen this one, I remember those slippers! (Man's huge slippers are blocking the screen).

A fridge surrounded by books.

'Do you have any chocolate flavoured ones...?'

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

Slimming World

Diet Foods: Bread and Water

Turtle wearing bunny slippers.

National Slimming Championships.

I gain weight every fall and then lose it in the spring. I have a seasonally adjusted figure.

"I'm really good at diets, this is my 50th!"

On her doctor's order, Wanda watches how she eats.

'Gee! Your diet's beginning to work!'

Weight Loss Clinic: 'We help those who help themselves over and over and over again.'

'My trick for looking slimmer is to only have friends who are fatter than me - not you, of course...'

"Looks like my diet was just wishful shrinking."

'Well done Mrs Fogherty. That's another three pounds you've lost this week, that will be three pounds please.'

Bernie's slippers always seem to work just fine.

POOR CHAP WAS CONCENTRATING ON HIS 'I CAN MAKE YOU THIN' CD WHEN THE TRUCK SQUASHED HIM FLAT