Global Craftsman Gifts

D.I.Y

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Bad Interview Technique

Education and Apprenticeships

Posh Easter Egg

Multitool Knife

The Sculptor

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

Luthier

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Stage producer.