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"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

I love embroidery

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Waiting for retirement.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Bad Interview Technique

Education and Apprenticeships

The Sculptor

Multitool Knife

Posh Easter Egg

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Luthier

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Stage producer.