Craftsman At Heart T-Shirts

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Education and Apprenticeships

Posh Easter Egg

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Raw Piano Bar

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Faberge Chicken