Craftsman At Heart Prints

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

Education and Apprenticeships

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Posh Easter Egg

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

Raw Piano Bar

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Faberge Chicken