Craftsmanship Guru Prints

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

D.I.Y

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Posh Easter Egg

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

Multitool Knife

"She's a natural!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I had a cough at the time!'

Luthier

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Raw Piano Bar

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"Bob's a tool belt."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."