Artisans At Heart Prints

Pottery Sale

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Henry Miller.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'I've got my bandages to protect me!'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Cheesemaker

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Violin Maker

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

Now at the Farmers' Market

Gentrification of the fridge

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"Will you do me the honour of becoming my excuse for the frustrations and failures of all my creative endeavours?"

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

Glass Production

Carpenter with an ornate wooden leg.

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'