Artisans At Heart T-Shirts

Pottery Sale

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'I've got my bandages to protect me!'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Cheesemaker

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

Violin Maker

Now at the Farmers' Market

Gentrification of the fridge

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

Glass Production

Carpenter with an ornate wooden leg.

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'