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'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Mime Baby

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

Courtney Love

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"No, the poetry slam is down the hall. This is the poetry burn."

Pottery Sale

"He doesn't hunt. He doesn't gather. All he does is draw."

A writer of the sea.

Daniel Chester French

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

Sad Eyes Street Art

Home/work masks.

Gerhart Hauptmann

He had never realized that interpretive dance was a dangerous occupation until he had a heart attack and no one reacted.

Mario Caravadossi paints

Machine gun loaded with pencils is labelled 'Cartoon Movement'.

Clancy: Painting the Barn

'How much longer.'