Gloating Guru Gifts

Looking for a gift for your gloating guru? Explore our selection of witty and fun products that capture their clever spirit and love for being the center of attention. From humorous mugs to bold t-shirts, these gifts are designed to celebrate their triumphant attitude while giving them a playful way to showcase their personality. Whether they’re sharing a victory or just love to boast good-naturedly, find the perfect gift that matches their vibrant, confident vibe.

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"I love your gloat."

from $19.00

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

from $19.00

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

from $19.00

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping." mockup

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

from $19.00

"Please don't kill me."

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"Objection! Pummelling the witness." mockup

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

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How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York mockup

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

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"Carpe pizza"

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'Don't blame the lawyer!'

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Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.' mockup

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

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'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?' mockup

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

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Modern Witch Shoppe

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"First you make a roux."

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'You're looking well.'

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"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?" mockup

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

from $19.00

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?' mockup

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

from $19.00

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious. mockup

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

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'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?' mockup

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

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'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.' mockup

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

from $19.00

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!" mockup

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

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A tureen of chefs

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"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..." mockup

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

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'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!' mockup

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

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"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor." mockup

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

from $19.00

Card: Get Human Soon!

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"Namaste."

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Cleaning the Horse

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Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!' mockup

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

from $19.00

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.' mockup

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

from $19.00

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?' mockup

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

from $19.00

Gloating Guru Gifts Collection

Gloating Guru Mugs

Discover more fun and confident gifts for your gloating guru on our mugs page, perfect for showcasing their victorious spirit.

Gloating Guru Pillows

Find cozy, humorous pillows that reflect their confident attitude and add personality to their favorite space.

Gloating Guru Prints

Browse bold art prints that capture the essence of a gloating guru—perfect for decorating with humor and style.

Gloating Guru T-Shirts

Explore our range of witty t-shirts designed for gloating gurus—perfect for making a statement and celebrating their wins.