Glass Ceiling Challengers Gifts

"She plateaued when she hit the glass mezzanine."

The Artist

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Bee Chess

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Santa Elevator

With-it Woman

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

Do Not Lean In

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

Look out, here comes the old man

Business men line up at the police station

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'...Or not.'

Election

Boxer with glasses.

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

'I tried to call the math hotline, but predictably, I got the wrong number.'

"Let me see you fly around the block a few times - then we'll talk business!"

The Path to Success

'One more line and I'll have filled the whole board.'

"No glass ceiling? So I guess you wouldn't mind if I tossed this stone."