Glass Ceiling Challenger Gifts

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Excuse me, but your blocking my career path."

Do Not Lean In

With-it Woman

"No glass ceiling? So I guess you wouldn't mind if I tossed this stone."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tension filled the tent.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Look out, here comes the old man

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'...Or not.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Everyone thinks they can do it