Ceiling Strategists Gifts

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"Of course he looks superior - he's the line manager!"

"First, I storyboarded it."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"Who do you think you're dealing with, Smith? Does it say 'stupid' on my office door?"

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Possible Merger Talks

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

"I just read it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert on a given subject. Janet, start the clock and bring me a glass."

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

Earth/billiard ball

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

Air Billiards

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

Ace Stair Lift graph.

"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"

'I needed a lot more house than my husband did.'

Curling.