Ceiling Philosopher Gifts

Leonard lay awake, staring at - at apparently creeping out - the ceiling.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Creativity

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

'No it's still not fixed'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I've changed my mind"

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

In the days before Inkblots

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

Look at that ceiling! It's great! A classic ceiling --- I love it! Ceiling fans.

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

'Sorry, Roger. I never know when my restless leg syndrome is going to act up.'

'Outlived my income.'