Ceiling Fan Critic Gifts

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"It lost a little something in translation."

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"I've changed my mind"

The Calmocracy

A new meaning in the Roman

"Is it always so cloudy?"

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

"It was all we could afford in the end."

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

"Bloody left-wing cartoonists! They keep drawing me in a one-sided way, but I'm a multifaced personality!"

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

"Use Kivimo for ten days. If not completely satisfied,you have a very negative personality."

Another Spin?

"We were hoping for something other than 'Whatever' as answers to our survey questions."

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

Look at that ceiling! It's great! A classic ceiling --- I love it! Ceiling fans.

Trump's Other Wall

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."