Critique Fan Gifts

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

Privatized Jails

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

The Calmocracy

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

Editor

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

QANON PROUD BOY

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

Art is a cruel mistress.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Graduation at the executioner's school

Ezra Pound

LARGE FRONT

"It's my personal, one step recipe for success. Step 1: Gimme all your money."