Wall Strategist Gifts

Trump's immigration solution

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

Internet Cafe.

"Works every time."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

The Costs Of Doing War.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Cyberwarfare

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

Global warming debate.

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Economic Changes Cuba.

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

The Future

Battle.