Power Strategist Gifts

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

"My lobbyist trumps your legal team."

"One doesn't want one's friends becoming too successful."

"It's not about the money. It's about buying politicians and running the country."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The president's men

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Any questions?"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Empty box of ideas

"#Win!"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Bright idea

"What was I thinking?!"

"We have an acronym!"

Eureka!