Wall Strategist Prints

Trump's immigration solution

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Internet Cafe.

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"Works every time."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

The Costs Of Doing War.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

Cyberwarfare

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Global warming debate.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

Economic Changes Cuba.

The Future

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'