Quirky Challengers Gifts

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Business men line up at the police station

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Tug the Toggle

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Bobsleigh practice.

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Umbrella fight.

Strange Wrestling

Election

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

"What other qualifications do you have besides mastering the art of playing 'We Have No Bananas' with your armpit?"

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'