Quirky Competition Lovers Gifts

"After fourteen straight draws it seemed like the only decent way to settle who was the best."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

Workplace Shinanigans

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Hat Wars.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I quit."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

Obedience School Spelling Bee

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'