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"After fourteen straight draws it seemed like the only decent way to settle who was the best."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Tension filled the tent.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Workplace Shinanigans

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

"I quit."

Hat Wars.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"This new guy's really good!"

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'