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'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Rhea of the Year.'

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Tug the Toggle

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Strange Wrestling

'Fairy friday.'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Shopping Cart Races

'Most exotic fleas'

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

Knobbly knees champion

'I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen.'

Foot Fetish Bar: Tonight - Wet Sock Contest

"My wife enters every competition going."

Philtrum

World's tallest potato contest

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