Quirky Competition Enthusiast T-Shirts

Our witty t-shirts are designed for the competitive soul who loves to wear their passion. Bright, playful, and full of personality, they make a great statement in any contest or casual gathering.

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'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!' mockup

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

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World's Strongest ManWorld's Strangest Man.

World's Strongest ManWorld's Strangest Man. mockup

World's Strongest ManWorld's Strangest Man.

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'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!' mockup

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

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'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.' mockup

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

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To Nigel's irritation, his next door neighbour already had nuclear capability. . .

To Nigel's irritation, his next door neighbour already had nuclear capability. . . mockup

To Nigel's irritation, his next door neighbour already had nuclear capability. . .

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'Can our software do that?'

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Putin and Zelensky

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'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords). mockup

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

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Boomerang cow.

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"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert." mockup

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

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7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins. mockup

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

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"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?" mockup

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

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Danth battle?

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Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

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"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight." mockup

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

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Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon mockup

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

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The Cricketer and the Golfer

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Big Guys vs Little Guys

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Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man mockup

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

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Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion. mockup

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

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"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?" mockup

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

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"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..." mockup

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

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'Costume - What costume?'

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'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.' mockup

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

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It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

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