Quirky Competition Lover T-Shirts

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Strange Wrestling

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Tension filled the tent.

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

Workplace Shinanigans

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Hat Wars.

"I quit."

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins