Quirky Contest Lovers Prints

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Rhea of the Year.'

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Tug the Toggle

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Strange Wrestling

'Fairy friday.'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Shopping Cart Races

'Most exotic fleas'

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

Knobbly knees champion

'I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen.'

Foot Fetish Bar: Tonight - Wet Sock Contest

"My wife enters every competition going."

Philtrum

World's tallest potato contest

Hey kids! Enter Our Name the New Variant Contest....