Quirky Challengers Pillows

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

Foreclosed

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Business men line up at the police station

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

Tug the Toggle

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen. Tuesdays! Wet Socks Contest!

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

Strange Wrestling

Bobsleigh practice.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Umbrella fight.

Election

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

"What other qualifications do you have besides mastering the art of playing 'We Have No Bananas' with your armpit?"