Quirky Competitors Pillows

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Danth battle?

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

Skateboard Olympics.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Tug the Toggle

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Strange Wrestling

Umbrella fight.

"All As. What did you get?"

Space Hopper Rodeo

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'