Glad-rag Guru Gifts

"Put on your gladrags, honey, I found us a sitter."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I could do that.'

The Rise of Modern Art

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

JET (Part I)

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Complete Makeover

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Oscars

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Rodins rotten juggler

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Cleaning the Horse

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'