Girl Scout Enthusiast Gifts

'Everyone avoids Griswold during girl scout cookie season. He has four daughters.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'I have to take this call right now. Just go on across the street and text me so I'll know you made it okay.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

Whatever

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

'As a department manager, it's my job to find out my staff members' talents and to appoint them to the place they're best at.'

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

"Sorry, but we are not allowed to help anyone across the road due to liabilities."

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

"I wish I'd never mentioned that he had a stone in his hoof!"

Boy scout saluting soldier.

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

If Ben Franklin had been granted his wish for our national symbol.

"Help you swipe your credit card, Ma'am?"

"Be prepared I said, but did anyone listen?"