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'Woodsman, first aid, swimming...Karma Sutra.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

The Thinker

What it takes to be a leader.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

"Stay together and follow my finger."

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

'Everyone avoids Griswold during girl scout cookie season. He has four daughters.'

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

I love my prostiboots

'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

'Ooh! On our left are the 'Big Five' - a hippie, a yuppie, a junkie, a fatty and a queen!'