Celebrity Guide Enthusiast Gifts

'It helps you navigate around celebrity parties.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'There's nothing on.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Little Red Riding Carpet

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

George Clooney Machine

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Leo McKern

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Ringo Starr

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Viggo Mortensen

Meryl Streep

Bette Midler

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Justin Timberlake

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Amanda Seyfried

What it takes to be a leader.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Geri Halliwell.

Daniel Day Lewis

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Jennifer Lawrence

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

Madonna's London stage debut.

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."